I probably see 70 movies a year and here I am with two first timers and couldn't feel any more excited for them.
Read MoreToy Story 3 proudly continues not only the legacy of its own successful film series, but the Pixar dynasty of perfection.
Read MoreJonah Hex is as convoluted and as haphazardly made as the title character's face.
Read MoreAshton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl may be hot bodies with pretty faces, but they have absolutely no chemistry together. Both characters seem out of place in their movie lives and both actors seem out of place in these roles. The comedy is rough and the action is mindless and predictable.
Read MoreThe movie and Smokin' Aces director Joe Carnahan amp up the signature action of the original series in every way possible. Instead of the same staged Hollywood car flips and rolls, we get parachuting tanks. Instead of badly reused helicopter stock footage from cop shows, we have the power of CGI effects. Despite the overused style of queasy-shaky action camera shots and choppy, hypercutted editing that's been an unfortunate action movie standard since Michael Bay made it cool over a decade ago, all of it creates and absolute blast of a movie experience! Sure, the action may be physically and mechanically preposterous, but that's the point and that over-the-top spirit matches the B-movie style of the original show perfectly.
Read MoreThe trouble with Get Him to the Greek is that it's missing an important element to be a successful R-rated comedy. It lacks that unforgettable gag, quote, or scene I was talking about that every good R-rated comedy has that makes you want to come back and see it again.
Read MorePrince of Persia: The Sands of Time adds to that Bruckheimer and Disney hurdle. Instead of being a brawny combat epic from the video game it's based on in someone else's hands (say a guy like Ridley Scott), Bruckheimer and previous Harry Potter series director Mike Newell have crafted a safe, yet convoluted tale for the mass audience.
Read MoreMacGruber fails where every single Saturday Night Live skit-turned-movie, save for Wayne's World, has failed. They take something that is funny for five minutes and think it can be funny for 90 minutes with a bigger budget and the chance to charge a ticket price for it.
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